It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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