I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I came so hard my ears popped.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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