the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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