if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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