the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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