Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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