Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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