Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
