Don't you send me to vm
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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