Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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