D3 body, D1 cock
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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