BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I still have a little drunk in my system
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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