Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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