Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything