Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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(630): View more from Illinois

dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!

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(404): View more from Georgia

Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
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(402): View more from Nebraska

I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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(703): View more from Virginia

I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.

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(607): View more from New York

does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?

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