Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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