What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say