i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.