There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.