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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..