Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to