Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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