____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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