Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Mom said you looked used
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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