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Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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