Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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