new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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