The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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