you win again, gameday.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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