Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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