I'm going to jail i love you
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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