Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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