nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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