I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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