I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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