Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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