I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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