you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
