Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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