Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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