Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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