We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Houston, we have a blender
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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