What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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