Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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