JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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