new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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