is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i may or may not be watching the land before time
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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