so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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