look no pants
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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