No stitches, just platelets and will power
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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