weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
nutella sex= disaster
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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