She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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