...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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