omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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