I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude i'm inner monologue high
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
