i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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