It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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