I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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