we're blogging at a bar
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
