real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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