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she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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