***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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