i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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