Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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